Editing Here There Be Pirates (section)

=== Objects ===
==== Events ====
{| class="sortable wikitable" cellpadding=5px
! Location
! Message
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| style="text-align:center;" | 13, 12, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | Just as the goblins had said, there is a guard at the town entrance and he asks to see your ID badge. The tall gangly fellow takes his badge out. "I wear mine proudly! You should to." You smile at him and take your badge. You look around in the town and notice that there is no sign of a tavern. A town full of pirates and no tavern? Strange. As you enter the fear of dealing with Alanon pirates crosses your mind. This could be bad.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 19, 14, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | You meet the captain. A foul-smelling, foul-mouthed fat old [[ogre]]. In a gravely voice, he introduces himself and gives you your quest. "Ahoy there matey. They call me [[Dread Pirate Hogfling]]. Pleasure to meet ya!" He smacks you hard on the back. "There's not much time. If my records are right, and they generally are not, you are to...no, that quest is for later. Ah, here is yours.  You see those neighboring three islands? Our enemies are on those islands. You quest is to defeat them and take over their islands. If you succeed my assistant, [[Hogfling]], will await you aboard a ship to get you out of here and on your way home!" You thank him and think to yourself "[[Hogfling]], What an unfortunate name."<p><center>'''Contents:''' 1 {{Cn|Ogre Mage|name=Ogre Mage}}</center></p>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 23, 16, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | You approach the orcs that guard the stronghold town. Suddenly you are surrounded by goblins that bombard you with large stacks of paperwork.  Your ignorance consumes you. "A pirates' union?" you ask. "Yes of course. And take this," one goblin says. He hands you an ID badge. "You must show this at the town entrance. We can never be too careful around here. And with the ID you'll get a discount on all drinks at the town tavern!"  After selling your soul to the [[Regna]]n Pirates you are instructed to go to the [[stronghold]] to receive your quest.<p><center>'''Contents:''' 4 {{Cn|Orc|name=Orcs}}</center></p>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 24, 69, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | A pack of hideous, drunken [[zombie]]s approach you. "You best watch yourself. We're wanted men."  "Men?" you reply. "We've got the death mark in twelve lands." "I'll be careful." you say cautiously. "You will be DEAD!"<br>Suddenly, they lunge at you.<p><center>'''Guardians:''' 11 {{Cn|Zombie|name=Zombies}}<p>'''Contents:''' +259 {{g}} [[Gold]], +4 {{s}} [[Sulfur]]</center></p>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 26, 87, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | It sure is hot out. You could fry a dozen eggs over-easy on the saddle of your horse. You decide to stop at the stream for a drink of fresh water and rest.<p><center>'''Contents:''' {{Morale|+1}}</center></p>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 33, 28, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | While relieving yourself, you find a leprechaun. Expecting to get his pot of gold, the leprechaun gives you a bowl of cereal instead.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 35, 83, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | From out of nowhere an extremely bright flashing light consumes the surroundings of you and your noble army. The flashing was so intense that you all fall unconscious.  In the center of the blinding light hordes of [[kreegan]]s appear. Immediately they begin taking your belongings. Moments later they disappear and you and your troops awaken. You search to see what they had stolen.<p><center>'''Contents:''' -5100 {{g}} [[Gold]], -51 {{w}} [[Wood]], -51 {{o}} [[Ore]], -51 {{m}} [[Mercury]], -51 {{s}} [[Sulfur]], -51 {{c}} [[Crystal|Crystals]], -51 {{gem}} [[Gems]]</center></p>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 88, 83, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | An [[undead]] dead drunk approaches you and invites you to the bi-annual [[undead]] convention. "Come!" He tells you overzealously. "Come with me to Leper-con. You will be my guest." As he excitedly shook your hand with both hands his arms fall off right at the shoulders. He begins laughing loudly and apologizing. Your stomach turns but you notice that these arms are cold and very heavy. He continues to laugh at you. You heft the arms up so can get a closer look. "Would you look at that?" You show everyone.<p><center>'''Contents:''' {{An|Arms of Legion}}</center></p>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 94, 73, 1
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | On the way to the tavern, several combat-hardened cyclopses stop you. They began looking over your troops. "How long have you had these troops?" asks one of the cyclopses. "A while now Sir. These are not the troops you're looking for so lay off." "Move along," said the cyclops.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 105, 3, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 39 {{Cn|Water Elemental|name=Water Elementals}}</center>
|}

==== Towns ====
{{Town header}}
{{Town row|13, 11, 0|purple|Stronghold}}
{{Town row|95, 15, 0|blue|Castle}}
{{Town row|42, 25, 1|green|Castle|nofort=y}}
{{Town row|90, 58, 0|orange|Rampart}}
{{Town row|19, 97, 0|teal|Rampart}}
{{Town row|45, 67, 0||Stronghold|nofort=y}}
{{Town row|60, 88, 0||Stronghold|nofort=y}}
{{Town row|63, 53, 0||Stronghold|nofort=y}}
|}

===== Town timed events =====
{{TEheader}}
{{TErow| 3 | loc={{town|Stronghold}} (13, 11, 0) |Build [[Tavern]]|The pirates have fallen off the wagon and have built a [[tavern]] in your name. (Of course.) You had a sneaking suspicion that the Alanon program would, for some reason, fall apart.|effect=[[Tavern]]}}
|}

==== Heroes ====
{{hero header}}
{{hero row|27, 15, 0|purple|Christian|image=Christian (campaign)|Knight}}
{{hero row|95, 16, 0|blue|Sir Mullich|Knight}}
{{hero row|42, 26, 1|green|Rion|Cleric}}
{{hero row|90, 59, 0|orange|Elleshar|Druid}}
{{hero row|19, 98, 0|teal|Clancy|Ranger}}
{{hero row|33, 5, 0|{{imprisoned}}|Sylvia|Knight}}
|}

==== Monsters ====
{| class="sortable wikitable" cellpadding=5px
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! Type
! Message
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| style="text-align:center;" | 20, 21, 1
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{Cn|Fire Elemental}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | "You come any closer and the whole cart goes up in flames!"
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 27, 18, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{Cn|Goblin}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | "Go to the [[Stronghold]] and get yourself a real army!" 
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 28, 16, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{Cn|Goblin}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | Go to the [[Stronghold]]. 
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 29, 15, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{Cn|Goblin}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | "You look like a sissy!" 
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 37, 88, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{Cn|Titan}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Treasure:''' {{An|Endless Purse of Gold}}</center>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 40, 35, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{Cn|Mage}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | A pack of [[mage]]s appear in your path. They refuse to let anyone pass. This looks like a situation that could resort to violence, but you respect your those who might be more powerful than yourself. One [[mage]] challenges you to a battle of wits with a game of chess. If he wins, you die. If you win, the [[mage]]s will permit you to pass. In this battle you are weaponless. You draw your sword. 
|}

==== Artifacts ====
{| class="sortable wikitable" cellpadding=5px
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! Type
! Message
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| style="text-align:center;" | 19, 82, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{An|Pendant of Total Recall}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 2 {{Cn|Scorpicore|name=Scorpicores}},  2 {{Cn|Scorpicore|name=Scorpicores}}, 2 {{Cn|Scorpicore|name=Scorpicores}}, 2 {{Cn|Scorpicore|name=Scorpicores}}, 1 {{Cn|Scorpicore|name=Scorpicore}}, 1 {{Cn|Scorpicore|name=Scorpicore}}, 1 {{Cn|Scorpicore|name=Scorpicore}}</center>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 25, 32, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{An|Pendant of Negativity}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 24 {{Cn|Griffin|name=Griffins}}</center>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 30, 48, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{An|Pendant of Second Sight}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 203 {{Cn|Infernal Troglodyte|name=Infernal Troglodytes}}</center>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 31, 37, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{An|Vampire's Cowl}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 26 {{Cn|Dragon Fly|name=Dragon Flies}}</center>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 36, 11, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{An|Endless Purse of Gold}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 2 {{Cn|Red Dragon|name=Red Dragons}}</center>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 40, 32, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | {{An|Orb of Driving Rain}}
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 24 {{Cn|Fire Elemental|name=Fire Elementals}}</center>
|}

==== Resources ====
{| class="sortable wikitable" cellpadding=5px
! Location
! Type
! Message
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| style="text-align:center;" | 32, 90, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | [[File:Resource_sulfur.png|30px|link=Sulfur]] [[Sulfur]]
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 13 {{Cn|Royal Griffin|name=Royal Griffins}}</center>
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 91, 62, 1
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px; white-space: nowrap;" | [[File:Resource_gold.gif|30px|link=Gold]] [[Gold]]
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | <center>'''Guardians:''' 23 {{Cn|Horned Demon|name=Horned Demons}}</center>
|}

==== Seer's Huts ====
{{SorQheader}}
{{SorQrow|seer=1|loc=27, 97, 0|quest=(None)|rew=(None)}}
{{SorQrow|seer=1|loc=32, 22, 0|quest=Return with:<br>{{An|Legs of Legion}}, {{An|Loins of Legion}}, {{An|Torso of Legion}},<br>{{An|Arms of Legion}}, {{An|Head of Legion}}</br>|rew=12 {{Cn|Titan}}s}}
{{SorQrow|seer=2|loc=35, 22, 0|quest=Achieve:<br>{{exp2|0=}} Level 24</br>|rew=5 {{Cn|Titan}}s}}
{{SorQrow|seer=2|loc=37, 97, 0|quest=Return with:<br>17 {{Cn|Cerberus|name=Cerberi}}</br>|rew=5 {{Cn|Diamond Golem}}s}}
{{SorQrow|seer=1|loc=49, 54, 1|quest=Return with:<br>11 {{Cn|Zealot}}s</br>|rew=4 {{Cn|Diamond Golem}}s}}
{{SorQrow|seer=2|loc=79, 35, 0|quest=Return with:<br>{{SmCost|vert=y|w=22|m=11|o=11|s=11}}|rew=(None)}}
{{SorQrow|seer=2|loc=85, 90, 0|quest=Return with:<br>{{An|Bowstring of the Unicorn's Mane}}</br>|rew={{ss3|Archery|Expert}}}}
{{SorQrow|seer=3|loc=95, 22, 0|quest=Return with:<br>17 {{Cn|Archer}}s</br>|rew=21 {{Cn|Wolf Rider}}s}}
|}

==== Quest Guards ====
{{SorQheader}}
{{SorQrow|guard=1|loc=40, 13, 1|quest=Return with:<br>{{An|Orb of Inhibition}}</br>|prop=A powerful wizard owns this tower.  He refuses to let you pass unless you bring him the Orb of Inhibition. You'll find a teleporter near this artifact. It will lead you back near here.|prog=The wizard is adamant.  Without the Orb of Inhibition, none will pass. Don't forget about the teleporter.}}
|}

==== Signs ====
{| class="sortable wikitable" cellpadding=5px
! Location
! Message
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| style="text-align:center;" | 35, 84, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | Area 51
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 37, 13, 1
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | The item you need lies in the southeast.  All your troubles end when passing the [[Quest Guard]].
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 39, 84, 1
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | Here's the gold. It's new and improved. Brought to you by the [[troglodyte]]s. The sweetest smelling [[troglodyte]]s in the world. 
|}

==== Ocean Bottles ====
{| class="sortable wikitable" cellpadding=5px
! Location
! Message
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| style="text-align:center;" | 5, 96, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | This fine ale bottled at New World brewery.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 8, 65, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | Help me, Rhonda
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 24, 10, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | To he who may unscramble this message: A Greene Virus Toy. The heavens shall smile upon thee.
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 60, 67, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | I'm sending out an SOS
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 82, 4, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | Help! I need somebody 
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | 90, 48, 0
| style="padding-left:7px; padding-right:5px;" | I'll get by with a little help from my friends.
|}

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