Editing The Courtier (section)

=== Introductions ===

Well, if you're here for rumors, you've certainly come to the right place. Half the things said here are made up anyway, usually by some local Baron attempting to gain [[King Nicolas Gryphonheart|King Gryphonheart]]'s favor. It's nonsense, I tell you! Why just last week a letter arrived from some poor fool claiming to be a descendant of the family of [[Phynaxia]], claiming that troops were needed in the east. He claimed that an army "greater in number than there are stars in the sky" was massing in [[Eeofol]].

Sounds to me like some insane farmer saw an [[imp]] steal a chicken, but that wasn't the end of it. The very next day we received a letter from the [[University of Erathia|[University]], claiming that [[Marcus Finch|one of their professors]] had [[Marcus_Finch#Parallel_world|seen this army from a gremlin skyship]]. But wait, it gets better! According to the [[Marcus Finch|professor]], he was travelling through some sort of dimensional gate when it happened! Baaahhhhahahahaha! Insanity, I tell you! I can't believe they allow people like that to actually teach others!

Baaahhhhahahahaha!

<nowiki>*cough!*</nowiki>

Hmm, please forgive my outburst, *snicker* but it really was quite amusing *chuckle* when that letter arrived. We read it aloud several times, and it just got funnier every time. I do wonder what the [[King Nicolas Gryphonheart|King]]'s opinion of it was, though come to think of it, I don't think the letter ever made it TO the [[King Nicolas Gryphonheart|king]]. Ah well, he needn't be bothered by such lunacy.

Well, stick around, I'm sure we'll hear more soon.