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{{TErow| 22 |Day 22|I barely slept a wink last night thanks to this blasted seasickness.  Miserable, I collapsed on the wet ground outside my tent.  The mud soaking into my robes didn't matter.  My clothes were already covered with the filth of more than three weeks of vomiting and marching through the swamp.  I haven't felt well enough to wash, not that it's a concern of mine.  A little dirt never hurt anyone.<p>But this morning as I mounted, I noticed out of the corner of my eye two Mages snickering and pointing at me.  Were they laughing at my appearance, or was it because I was the only one who seemed to be seasick?  They were lucky I was in this condition though.  Otherwise, I would've rode over there and smashed their noses in.}}
{{TErow| 22 |Day 22|I barely slept a wink last night thanks to this blasted seasickness.  Miserable, I collapsed on the wet ground outside my tent.  The mud soaking into my robes didn't matter.  My clothes were already covered with the filth of more than three weeks of vomiting and marching through the swamp.  I haven't felt well enough to wash, not that it's a concern of mine.  A little dirt never hurt anyone.<p>But this morning as I mounted, I noticed out of the corner of my eye two Mages snickering and pointing at me.  Were they laughing at my appearance, or was it because I was the only one who seemed to be seasick?  They were lucky I was in this condition though.  Otherwise, I would've rode over there and smashed their noses in.}}
{{TErow| 23 |Day 23|Although it was odd to hear Barsolar's voice coming from an owl's beak, I realized today that I was finally getting used to it.  The creature landed on my arm this time.  First, it explained that unlike the enslaved Sprites, the creatures of the Fortress work for the Lord of Water willingly.  This wet world is their home, and they are simply defending it for their master.  That, I can understand.  Even respect.  But they stand in the way of my return home.  I've let it be known that I want no unnecessary cruelty against these people, and that the punishment for such acts will be death.}}
{{TErow| 23 |Day 23|Although it was odd to hear Barsolar's voice coming from an owl's beak, I realized today that I was finally getting used to it.  The creature landed on my arm this time.  First, it explained that unlike the enslaved Sprites, the creatures of the Fortress work for the Lord of Water willingly.  This wet world is their home, and they are simply defending it for their master.  That, I can understand.  Even respect.  But they stand in the way of my return home.  I've let it be known that I want no unnecessary cruelty against these people, and that the punishment for such acts will be death.}}
{{TErow| 22 |Day 22|As we pitched camp last night, a pack of Storm Elementals appeared out of the cloudy sky and attacked.  Lightning bolts cracked all around us, igniting tents and wagons, scaring off horse and man alike.<p>I think I had been hoping for a good fight because my rage took over.  I met the Storm Elementals head on with nothing but my quarterstaff.  Oh, I would've made short work of these creatures if I had just had my sword, but instead it took two or three blows each to destroy them.<p>When all was safe again, I dropped my cracked staff and stared at my amazed troops.  Surely, they had never seen a Wizard act like an insane Barbarian before.<p>I smiled at them.  I felt good, refreshed, despite a couple burns caused by the lightning attacks of the Storm Elementals.<p>"See," I said, "who needs spells?"}}
{{TErow| 33 |Day 33|I'm beginning to understand sea travel better.  The more Lighthouses under my control, the faster my ships will move because they won't have to worry so much about running ashore at night.  Now, I need to concentrate on taking as many of them as possible, and to keep control of them.  The faster my ships, the sooner I'll be able to conquer this realm and move on to the next.}}
{{TErow| 33 |Day 33|I'm beginning to understand sea travel better.  The more Lighthouses under my control, the faster my ships will move because they won't have to worry so much about running ashore at night.  Now, I need to concentrate on taking as many of them as possible, and to keep control of them.  The faster my ships, the sooner I'll be able to conquer this realm and move on to the next.}}
{{TErow| 38 |Day 38|"The Lord of Water is gone," reported Barsolar's owl.<p>I didn't hear the rest of its message as I got a sinking feeling in my tender stomach.  Had I made a mistake coming to the Elemental Planes so quickly?  If the Elemental Lords have already gone to my world, then what kind of mayhem can they cause before I can master the elements?}}
{{TErow| 38 |Day 38|"The Lord of Water is gone," reported Barsolar's owl.<p>I didn't hear the rest of its message as I got a sinking feeling in my tender stomach.  Had I made a mistake coming to the Elemental Planes so quickly?  If the Elemental Lords have already gone to my world, then what kind of mayhem can they cause before I can master the elements?}}
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